Saturday, September 11, 2010


One law for the rich and another for the even richer.

Friday, September 10, 2010


He who laughs last is a bit slow on the uptake.

Thursday, September 9, 2010


A drowning man will clutch at straws but a life buoy would be preferable.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010


Early to bed, early to rise makes man healthy, wealthy and very, very dull.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Monday, September 6, 2010


Do unto others as you would have them do unto others.

Sunday, September 5, 2010


An apple a day keeps the grocer happy.